I work the Hollywood that never was, & always will be. A slayer of gangsters & bandits. Protector of the Jewel.
Guide to becoming tumblr famous:
Become an existing boy or girl.
- If boy, remove your shirt off and take tilted picture whilst having text or random design tattoos. If text, it is preferred to be in a language you do not speak so as to look cultured. Now you are set.
- If girl, acquire boobs, but before taking your tilted picture, be sure to stick your tongue out for no apparent reason while giggling.
By following these simple steps you will be collecting fandom in no time!